We realize if you are carrying a baby, that
there are a million different thoughts going through your head.
We therefore hope as you're surfing our site.
That you're adequately relaxing in bed.
As we're sure the title of this poem caught your eye,
have you given it any consideration?
We can provide you with a poetic announcement
of the new birth you've given, based on your details,
to send to your close friends,
noisy neighbors, and distant relations.
Congratulations from our team to yours!