Forgive us for any mistaken implication!
We are not advising you to allow us to write your vows,
as they are...
Much to the contrary, if you need help arranging them
poetically, send us what you have chosen
and add another five to the curse jar!
All jokes aside, we know it can be frustrating,
trying to poeticize those special words you wish to say,
so allow us to assist you in your efforts,
as that is the task we assume every day.
Your Vows
